sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

(Source: sharhk)

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internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

posted 34 minutes ago with 296,083 notes
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pls

  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • () = I am a non binary person who has a crush on you
  • * = just delete your tumblr already
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • + = i hate you.
  • % = You’re ugly
  • <3 = I want to fuck you
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me

(Source: withoutmeyouwouldbenothing)

cartoonsinthemorning:

You all get this reference, right?

(Source: sizvideos)

posted 42 minutes ago with 89,958 notes
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shubbabang:

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people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me

posted 43 minutes ago with 66,184 notes
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lesroisdumonde:

Baptised in dirty water 

posted 43 minutes ago with 15,719 notes
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emberkeelty:

rebbe:

ridiculously-trifling:

this is a lot crappier than i envisioned but w/e. otherwise, uhhh, not much to say.

wehhhdakflsjdlfj

 OMG, android!GLaDOS!

(Source: whitekitestrings)

posted 43 minutes ago with 362 notes
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#idea #want to do

zheartl:

more chell and glados sketches

*thunderous applause*

(Source: snickerdooble)

posted 44 minutes ago with 150 notes
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#what to do

super-who-lockian:

billion-shakespeare:

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

I’m freaking out

What…

posted 44 minutes ago with 26,340 notes
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thranduart:

I’m laughing more than I should

(Source: dinozavrushko)

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

posted 48 minutes ago with 178,642 notes
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(Source: pleasestopbeingsad)

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